Joining the Mile High Club is on 90% of human's bucket lists... but like... how likely is it to happen in those terrible, smelly, small, uncomfortable plane bathrooms? It really doesn't seem entirely worth it, right?

Now it does with this service. They'll fly you up just to do the dirty. 

Also sounds like a great way to propose, if you ask me. "Hey babe, thanks for joining the Club with me, now let's get hitched!"