This, my friends, is an anti-aging and wrinkle reducing gadget.... 

But like... WHAT!?!???!!!

They've come up with their fair share of silly things before, but I'm pretty sure they're just trying to get some weird kind of sex toy on the normal store shelves. 

....not that I have any idea how it would be used for sex...... 

[PS click the link above to see their other anti-aging contraptions.]