I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THIS RIGHT NOW. WHAT IS THIS THING IN HIS PANTS!?!?!?!?
Well look. It could just be an ill-placed giant phone, BUT GOD DAMN IDRIS ELBA! pic.twitter.com/FbRgX7ghRH— Adam Valentine (@Adam86Valentine) August 8, 2014
It can't be his junk... can it?!?!? Cuz if it is, I feel bad for the fella. Every woman would see it, cry, and run away. Unless she's a nasty kind of porn star.
Here's my explanation for how it would go: