If you're playing World Cup drinking games, I hope you drank every time they showed Cristiano Ronaldo yesterday and also accompanied it with "What a beautiful man." That's what we did. 

Then I learned he wasn't always so beautiful. [Because, duh. Everyone has their awkward phase.]

Before y'all start running your mouths hating, realize I'm posting this to show that it gets better... and some money and new teeth can make anyone the most beautiful person.