WHY HAS THIS NEVER BEEN THOUGHT OF [IN MY LIFE] BEFORE!??!?!? I'M SO UPSET THAT I'VE LIVED 26 YEARS OF MY LIFE WITHOUT EVER PLAYING THIS HERE ALCO-HOCKEY GAME!!!
Seriously, though.... I'm off at midnight... who's trying to get an air hockey table, turn it into that, and then have me over so we can play?! Cuz I'll drop everything I have to do and be there so quick.
Just when I wanted to hurt human beings for sucking at driving... this happens... and I love them again.