I've never understood the whole "let's take pictures of us holding our naked baby" thing. Maybe it's because newborns freak me out, maybe it's because I'm aware something like this could happen. 

LOL THE BABY'S FACE THOUGH! It's the best part. "bahaha this is what you get for taking nudeys of me and trying to show me them in 20 years like it's cute that you're holding my vagina/penis."