Ever been dumped via written word?! Last time I did was in 7th grade on a black piece of notebook paper with a bunch of colorful milky gel pens, as if they'd make it better... They didn't.
But... that's NOTHING compared to some of these..
I personally like the "I can't be with you no more, there's another girl I know that likes me, so..."
And of course the "if you're going to have naked pics of your ex, DON'T MAKE THEM YOUR PHONE'S WALLPAPER.