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Letters to Nobody!

Letters to Nobody!

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I have a habit of writing letters to nobody, actually I write letters to nobody all the time...I don't know why, but I find this helpful and hilarious.

For Example:


Dear Friday, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAM you look so good, I haven't seen you look so good since last week.

Dear random man driving a long side of me, your car does not make you invisible and YES, we can all see you picking your nose.

Dear kind sir at the gym, I am not sure if you realize your junk is hanging out...but it is and I am disgusted.


This morning when I woke up, I had a new letter to write and I now want to know if you have ever experienced this?!

Dear subconscious, If I am trying to move forward and past something, why the hell do you keep dreaming about it?!

UGH! this is so annoying, is there a way to make your mind stop torturing you?!

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