Now, truth be told... this is a brilliant marketing move because everyone is talking about how DENNY'S picked a mascot that looks like MR. HANKEY from SOUTH PARK. 

Take a look, boys and girls. That's supposed to be a HEARTY BREAKFAST SAUSAGE... but I'll be damned if it doesn't look like... 

... well... poop. 

Thirsty? 

It seems some women are... thanks to these fine men of the Gainesville Police Department in Florida... Click the above. Read the comments. You are welcome. 

Those... are crabs. That... is Florida. THE CRABS are taking their land back!