(NEWSER)Â â "Dumb, dumber, and dumbest." Thatâs how a waitress at Doc's Beach House in Bonita Beach, Fla., describes the three guys who broke inâclad only in their skivviesâin the wee hours Sunday and five minutes later made off with 60 hamburgers, 3 pounds of bacon, three red peppers, and, uh, a paddleboard. The beauty? They did it all, including divesting themselves of their underwear once inside, in front of security cameras; at one point they even spotted a camera and attempted to cover their naughty bits, according to South FloridaâsÂ News-Press. What they didn't do: Go anywhere near the cash register, thoughÂ WFLA.comÂ notes they might have swiped some shrimp, too.
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